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Dinner!!

I have now tried unsuccessfully to catch my breakfast (hedgehog which pricked me on the nose), my lunch (bunny which ran away) and now I need to catch my dinner before I die of embarrassment! Please open the gate! The guinea pigs look so nice!
Did you just suggest that I should stop trying to eat all of these cute, innocent defenceless animals?! I can't believe you think I can survive on dry food and some bacon rind! Yes I know I have survived three years on dry food and bacon rind but that's not the point!! – Bella Boo